8 Things to do During a Night Out (While Not Wasted)

1. Put on a bathing suit before jumping into the pool

2. Tell someone you love them, just not 20 times

3. Want to be relieved of hair-holding duty? Distribute hair ties to your girls before they stumble into the bathroom

4. Have a little chat with the bouncer from the inside of the establishment (turns out they’re pretty interesting and friendly people)

5. Tell a story, don’t be a story

6. Have an accurate assessment of your actual dancing abilities; twist & jive accordingly

7. Create a spending account funded entirely off Uber rides you never had to take

8. Pour yourself another stiff one (a Monday cocktail of course)